Still, if you want a high-brow reason to observe scorching people be hot, have at it. It might sound simple, however the rules are ever-changing (do the challenges really mean anything?), and viewers can vote on who stays and who goes. The U.S. iteration, after all, must conform to American broadcast standards (think bleeped-out curse phrases and no thong bikinis), but is essentially anticipated to comply with the show’s tried-and-true format. You’ll be taught british slang. We’ll see how this goes, but so far it doesn’t actually feel like the costumes or setting make the show any more attention-grabbing than what we’ve been seeing on our TV’s for twenty years.…